A Christmas Story
Twas the night before Christmas - and I'd been a drinkin'
The snow was a fallin' - as I sat there thinkin'.
socks in the freezer - along with the beer
While I puzzled to think out - just why I was here.
When out of the deep freezer - there arose such clatter
stumbled on over - to see whats'a matter
The beer had exploded - the food was all ruined
But the socks looked okay - hmmmm - could they be consumed?
some food and refreshment - bit the dust for the season
But I do not worry - I'll tell you the reason.
Cause I've got a secret - that I'm happy to share.
know Christmas morning - all the goods will be there.
Now one thing I've hated - about growing old
there's really no Santa - or so I've been told.
But it's hard to believe - Santa does not exist
Cause I know all the good stuff - that I would have missed.
You know life is like soccer - you get what you give
The richer your life - well - the better you've lived.
And who keeps the balance - who keeps things in line?
ain't Justin Trudeau - or the church and their kind.
say what you will - but come Christmas morn
You will get that warm feeling - be glad you were born
And please do not tell me -that the the prints in the snow
Were likely the mailman - or some kids on the go
was Santa delivering - the best part of the year
Filling your family - with real Christmas cheer.
And having thus stated - the facts loud and clear
can go back to drinkin' - cause I know why I'm here :))
Merry Christmas Folks !!!!